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Ramblings of a genius in disguise

20/Texas/smoker/textually active/funny/Ravenclaw/NERDCore/Otep is my hero/You can call me FLASH

Jun 19 '13

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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Jun 19 '13

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuy:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

zeldanerdbuscusthe7th:

katzmatt:

unlubricated-anal-sex:

fuzzd:

dduane:

That Green Lantern one will do, thanks. :)

Ditto

The last one, omg <3

i love rings like this

are we just not gonna talk about how that harry potter book got murdered?

One day I will start making jewellery like this.

tardis one pl ea se

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Jun 19 '13

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Jun 18 '13
Interview time! Wish me luck! (at Kroger)

Interview time! Wish me luck! (at Kroger)

Jun 18 '13

flawhs:

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

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Jun 18 '13
  • dad: you're up early
  • me:
  • dad: you never went to sleep did you

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

runningwiththegnomes:

That moment where you feel the first cramps that come before your period.

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Jun 16 '13

These migraines might just be the actual death of me.

Jun 16 '13

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

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Jun 16 '13

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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Jun 16 '13
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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